Black Holes and YOU

Hello, (insert your name here). It's been a while since we last chatted. I wish I could say I've missed you, but a certain knitting community's website has been calling to me at every spare moment, sucking me in like a giant cosmic vacuum of death. I think there needs to be a warning from the Surgeon General on the Ravelry home page:

WARNING: Excessive use of this website may impair your ability to clean your place of residence, feed your family, and in general communicate with actual people in real time.

Get on the waiting list if you dare...