30 December 2007

The sixth day of Christmas

Later tonight I'll post photos of holiday projects - some previously unmentioned (ooh, teaser...) But for now, a knitting joke for your holiday amusement!
If you are blonde of locks, you may insert any group you desire in place of the B word...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper rolled down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


Cate said...

Love it! Love it! Love it!

Knitting Linguist said...

Bwahahaha! Love it :) And I can't wait to see the mystery project!